Saturday, September 12, 2009

Statement on Healthcare Position

Fake Senator Collins' statement on President's health care address

“The problem of providing affordable access to quality health care for all Americans is one of the most significant domestic challenges facing our country. It affects every American and one-sixth of our economy. It is such a monumental problem that I certainly don't expect it to be solved in my lifetime. Or at least as long as I am in the Senate, if I have anything to do with it.

“I continue to believe that addressing growing health care costs must be at the center of any health care reform legislation. The high cost is the major barrier to coverage for the uninsured and the reason why so many small businesses and middle-income families are struggling with the escalating cost of health insurance. Soaring costs also are a major burden for the federal and state budgets. Somebody ought to do something about this. Somebody else, and not too fast. The lobbyists are spending money on us like crazy here.

“Any reforms must also take into account our country’s exploding national debt. I remain deeply concerned about the high price tags associated with House bill and the Senate Health Committee legislation. The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has estimated that these plans could cost as much as $1.6 trillion over the next decade. These costs may be borne by middle-income families and small businesses in the form of increased taxes at a time when they can least afford it. So unless any healthcare reform has the projected result of reducing the national debt, I will be opposed to any sort of reform. Everyone knows that the poor and uninsured should not only pay all of their own healthcare costs, but they should also pay extra for the privilege of supporting big business and the profitability of the health insurance, pharmaceutical, and hospital industries.

“The Senate Finance Committee continues to work to come up with bipartisan legislation that addresses these concerns. I look forward to seeing what its negotiations produce. We're all looking for a good laugh, since we already have the bill that Max Baucus's lobbyist friend wrote for him. You don't suppose they'll be magically the same, word for word, do you?”